fucktitious

absolutely wrong or fictitious, defining the person as a fucking idiot.

Did you hear what John said earlier?

John is a fucktitious asshole, he's always full of shit.

by mike231 July 27, 2009

fuckitaphobia

fear of someone comiting suicide

you have fuckitaphobia

but sir my friend is gonna die

and?

by fuckitaphobic September 12, 2009

fuckity

Abbreviated version of "You fucking hit me!" before the strength of the gods crush your face.

It happened to Glenn Danzig..... wow.

by Twist of Pain July 10, 2004

fucktits

Disregard this one too. . .Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

by Fatass February 24, 2003

fuck fuck fuckity fuck

something to say if you are a complete idiot for no fucking reason at all.

"Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!"
"You're fuckin stupid, buddy! Do us all a favor and die."

by Jeiandflasd June 11, 2006

fuckwit

meaning someone who is a fuck and has no wit

" you are a fuckwit, fuckwit"

by fuckwit November 24, 2004

fuckwith

A person or creature who pulls verbal or physical pranks on others just to fuck with them for personal enjoyment.

Example 1:
Did you see the pink double-headed jelly dong that Brian zip-tied to Billy's truck bumpber? What a fuckwith.

Example 2:
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Checking the Wim and the Wom on this hula hoop.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: The Wim and the Wom. It's hula hopping terminology. The Wim is how well it will keep travelling in an arc when you get it rolling in a circle. The Wom is how long it will keep wobbling before it finally drops, once it's no longer travelling in the arc. It tells you a lot about the balance of a hoop.
Person 1: Really?

Person 2. Nah.
Person 1: Ugh! You're such a fuckwith.

Example 3:
My cat ambushes me every time I walk down my driveway. She's such a fuckwith.

by Boilo Queen! November 21, 2015