A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.
by Namasa July 5, 2010
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A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the friend mug.Annmarie: Brad you are such a cool guy. Why are you so single?
Brad: Its because I am "friending" all the girls I meet.
Brad: Its because I am "friending" all the girls I meet.
by Honkey85382 January 18, 2007
Get the friending mug.code word for condom, so parents, teachers, or anybody else doesn't know what your talking about. comes from the saying "friends are like condoms, they'll be there for you when things get hard".
by KillerKitty July 23, 2008
Get the friend mug.A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
by Anonymous May 10, 2003
Get the friend mug.A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).
by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009
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