block of flats

Expression used by someone who found the object another person was looking for, especially when the 'lost' object was found in an obvious location.

Paul: "What's this? A block of flats?" *holding up Jim's keys found on the coffee table in front of Jim's chair*

by Sketchey January 6, 2008

facts

i love you more than you love me

Milo: i love you more!!
Brandon: nooooooo
Milo: yessssssss
Brandon: you can't prove it!
Milo: you don't have to prove something if it's already facts.

by owo.milo November 16, 2019

Flats

A 'flats' or humuorous misspelling of 'fats' means that someone is 'fat' but used to escape the wrath of so person.
'Flats' should not be sparingly used as it means no harm.
'Flats' also is used in place for an explicit word.

1. 'Shut up, you flats!'
2. 'Ahh, your such a flats!'
3. 'Shut the flats up!'

by Shaqman February 21, 2007

FACTS💯

A term or tag, often added to otherwise innocuous text messages or group texts, used by closeted males to indicate they are seeking an intimate and discreet same-sex rendezvous.

I’m going to he Georgia Southern tailgate this weekend and it’s gonna be crazy! FACTS💯

by Willis Stankton September 15, 2022

Fun Facts For Kids

you're a pedo LOL

you look at little kids EW FUCKING pedo
And Thats Fun Facts For Kids!

by FuckingCrackheadSareBare May 31, 2019

flatsmacked

When a flat earth conspiracy or conspiracy theorists get shut down with truth and evidence so hard the are embarrassed to even go outside.

Dude Chris got flatsmacked so hard he deleted his TikTok!

by ADHD_Projects July 6, 2023

baseless facts

Information written and published without any evidence to support.

With the recent release of Fire and Fury, author Michael Wolff, it will only be a matter of time before the White House will say the book is filled with baseless facts.

by Triple Word Score January 6, 2018