A totally awesome videogame series. Anyone who does not like them are fucking stupid, or have lived a terribly deprived life and don't know what they are missing.
by Da Weird One April 01, 2009
The worst thing to come out of Japan since anime itself. The stories and gameplay are basically the same for every game:
Some evil force is out to either take over the world, or end all existence as we know it. So it's up to you to gather a group of people in order to combat this great evil. But there's one problem: you're not strong enough. So how do you get strong enough? You gain experience. How do you gain experience? You run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to collect enough experience points to "level up". And if your ever short on money and you don't have enough to buy the equipment you need, the answer is simple: run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to loot their corpses of any gil or items they may possess. Do this for about fifteen hours and you should be all set.
What a bunch of bullshit!
Some evil force is out to either take over the world, or end all existence as we know it. So it's up to you to gather a group of people in order to combat this great evil. But there's one problem: you're not strong enough. So how do you get strong enough? You gain experience. How do you gain experience? You run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to collect enough experience points to "level up". And if your ever short on money and you don't have enough to buy the equipment you need, the answer is simple: run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to loot their corpses of any gil or items they may possess. Do this for about fifteen hours and you should be all set.
What a bunch of bullshit!
Guy 1: I'm bored. Wanna go play Final Fantasy?
Guy 2: Nah. I'd rather do something more productive, like masturbate to cartoon porn.
Guy 2: Nah. I'd rather do something more productive, like masturbate to cartoon porn.
by Skorch9784 November 29, 2007
1)A genital disorder in which semen shoots out of the penis in a straight line, similar to that of a laser.
2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.
2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.
Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011
The act of making love to a woman.
Referring to the "countdown" until you ejaculate or just ejaculation.
Referring to the "countdown" until you ejaculate or just ejaculation.
by Jables246 September 19, 2009
When a lady friend is sucking a man's penis and u end her life by choking her with your penis.You then finish her off by busting in her throught making her last breaths horrible for her, leaving her doomed to walk through the afterlife with semen in her mouth and throat.
by mofuka January 19, 2005
The best games ever were in the final fantasy series. A trio of great games and not for nerds anymore as millions of people play everywhere.
by ganban May 03, 2005
by richie from no problem February 12, 2005