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Feed the Centipede

A way of announcing that you are going to the toilet in order to defecate.
I ate too much at lunch, I gotta go feed the centipede man
by CreamyBic October 27, 2012
mugGet the Feed the Centipedemug.

Dur-feed

Means never answering the phone when your girlfriend calls because your buddys may hear something dirty or you getting a asschewing for not answering. To the point its a joke on urban dictionary.
Man i wish my man would answer when i need him...i feel like hes doing it on purpose or hes dur-feed me
by Squirrel86 October 11, 2021
mugGet the Dur-feedmug.

Black Feed

Black Feed, most commonly known as kfc or watermelon are to of the ingredients to grow, raise, and sustain a black person. Black Feed is the only thing that they will consume or else gang violence occurs.
My homie went and purchaced some Black Feed for him and his kid.
mugGet the Black Feedmug.

Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010
Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene
mugGet the Dream Feedmug.

Pub feed

When a true blue aussie bogan goes to the local pub to get a big fat greasy feed.
Bogan: Yeah mate im really craving to go for a pub feed right now.
by Ch0dehaver October 30, 2022
mugGet the Pub feedmug.

Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
by NewDude12 May 5, 2021
mugGet the Penguin Feedingmug.

Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.
Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
mugGet the Feeding tubemug.

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