feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010

Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene

by onetothetwotothethreetothefloo May 25, 2010

Feed Fever

When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.

Get off your Phone, you have Feed Fever!

by PacMan000 November 29, 2014

Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.

Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.

Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!

by NewDude12 May 5, 2021

Pub feed

When a true blue aussie bogan goes to the local pub to get a big fat greasy feed.

Bogan: Yeah mate im really craving to go for a pub feed right now.

by Ch0dehaver October 30, 2022

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018