Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

Falking

The act of fighting physically while talking at the same time.

After the basketball match Ryan and Chris were seen falking in the locker room.

by Lil mad January 12, 2011

faging

When you are forced to go to a venue in which you would normally rage and party (i.e. a club) due to social pressures and circumstances and you feel like absolute shit/exhausted but its awkward for you to sulk in the corner, so you "fake rage" or "fage" to fit in. Usually associated by acts of half-hearted fist pumping and demonstrating short periods of euphoria only when you see someone you know. Inside, you are counting down the minutes until it is socially acceptable to go home.

I felt like shit last night but obviously I had to go out on spring break in Mexico. I was just faging all night, counting down the hours until we can go back to the villa.

by villanaranja January 5, 2018

Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.

Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.

by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012

Snakin' Fakin'

When he brags about his penis size but really he has a small one.

"Brad said he had a large dong but turns out he was snakin' fakin'"

by Holly1994 April 1, 2017

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006

Facing

is normally what teens do if they are afraid of commitment or just dont want to make a full commitment to their partner. if someone is facing they are still allowed to go with, meet or face someone else even if they are already facing someone. when u are facing someone u still do things u would do with a steady boy/girlfriend eg, finger, suck off, fuck, lick out, etc. but would be considered sluttish if they arent even going steady.

boy 2 goes with michelle then waves her off and says ill see ya damara *winks*
boy: who was dat?
boy 2: michelle
boy: is she not annoyed you went with carrie yesterday?
boy 2: no cause we're only facing
boy: ah rite

girl: im not sure im ready to go steady as i dont want to move on to quick
boy: how bout we just face then?
girl: okay then

by lendinahelpinhand April 8, 2010