He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
Get the nothing fails like failuremug. When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
Get the Shart Failuremug. I wrote a poem to show how much of a failure Steven He is
Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee
Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime
Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos
Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure
Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee
Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime
Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos
Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure
by This is a handle was taken September 6, 2022
Get the Failuremug. An elternteil failure eltertīl is basically means calling someone a failure of one's parents. This may be used as a replacement word for mf.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
Get the Elternteil failuremug. 
someone who's a day 1 failure n can't seem to do anything right in their lives n always messes up somehow n self sabatoges n hates everything abt themselves.(me)
by dmvv.207 May 18, 2024
Get the D1 failuremug.