Guinea Fridge

A Guinea Fridge is an extra fridge found in many homes other than the kitchen - usually in the basement or garage - and which is older, not in very good shape, and often uses a ridiculous amount of electricity compared to newer appliances. It is used to hold beer for parties or for the huge amounts of left-over food from holiday meals, parties, or other social and/or family get-togethers (i.e. wakes). Its older and less reliable status means it is an experiment in trust to put food or even beer in it and then to trust that the food will be kept at a safely cold temperature so as not to spoil and poison you (or in the instance of beer, will have a temperature control that works well enough not to freeze, and therefore, skunk' your beer.) From the slang, "guinea pig", it involves experimentation or its use for experimentation upon by pharmaceutical or cosmetic companies or just in general. When empty, a Guinea Fridge is often a danger to small children or dim adults who may get locked in one and suffocate during a game of hide and seek.

There was such a mountain of left-over food from Grandma's wake that we had to put some of it in the Guinea Fridge in the basement. My brother ate some egg and ham salad for breakfast so we should know pretty soon whether the experiment was successful or if he'll have to go on a respirator until the Botulism Toxin leaves his system and he can breathe on his own again, so stay off the phone in case we have to call an ambulance. Eat any of the food in it at your own risk.

by Word Taster January 19, 2010

Fridge

Storage place of yummy stuff! People suffer when it goes empty.

OOOOOOOOh! I'm gonna go get sum ice cream from the fridge. I luv ice cream! ^_^

by sckramfoonumbah2 March 8, 2004

Fridge sex

When two people have sex in a fridge

“Me and cluck were stuck in the fridge,we had fridge sex”

by Lakdieksjcisk February 16, 2019

fridgesexual

when you have a wet dream about a fridge, and suddenly, you can't look at fridges the same. you are now horny for fridges. just don't go around fucking any mini fridges, you hear me?

Jos: "Remember when Maro told us about his wet dream about a fridge?"

Phons: "Yeah! He's a fridgesexual."

by swagn May 15, 2020

Fridge

Anyone from Shenendehowa HS knows that the fridge is 'a place to go sit and chill'

Hurry, up, Danny said he'd meet us at the fridge!

by Jackie December 7, 2004

frigged

Broken, Non-Functional, Unexplained Breaking Of An Object (usually technology)

"This computer's Not working."

Reply: "Yeah Its Frigged"

2) Thats been frigged for 2 weeks now

by cfmjohn September 27, 2008

The fridge is in the kitchen

This commonly used phrase is simply explaining how immensely stupid someone can be. For example, one is trying to answer a question about a short story. The answer is clearly within the first paragraph, but your buddy next to you whines about not being able to find it. You become furious, all they really need to do is open their eyes. You say dear god! The fridge is in the kitchen! This phrase compares your friends stupidty with how difficult it would be to find someones fridge in their home. It's CLEARLY in the kitchen. How do you not know where to find the answer to the question? It's CLEARLY in the first paragraph. Another example would be something less complicated, such as the spelling of "your" and "youre". For example, someone comments on a facebook picture that you are tagged in, and says "your so pretty." My so pretty what? Learn to use proper english, like come on...the fridge is in the kitchen!

Bob: Where do i find Canada on a map of the world?
Joe: Are you kidding me? THE FRIDGE IS IN THE KITCHEN.

Patty: Your a amazing person, Tom.
Tom:....dear god...the fridge is in the kitchen.

by Proper. March 5, 2009