Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

Real men

Real men stand in a circle with their friends, have their pants down and sing the following...
"I am special, i am special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am very special, i am very special, yes i am, yes i am."

"No! We have to solve this conflict like real men!"
(Then the above definition happens.)

by I Want To Believe Original RIP May 2, 2022

chadddthhh is this real??

a way to express your confusion about something happening presently

oh my god there is a serial killer after me. chadddthhh is this real??

by Booty Ass kid June 5, 2023

ravid real

likes weiners

8========D to ravid reals butt

by lineman xxx February 21, 2009

real pour

A full glass of wine, beer, or other alcoholic beverage.

Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.

by Couch Pig February 10, 2018

on tha real

when you really mean something, when its tha truf.(also used;on tha real tip)

on tha real,that chick is playin u!

by MocaMami April 25, 2004

real music

People will say that some music isn't "real music" simply because it does not suit their tastes. When in reality, if it's music it's music. Many people say that electronic dance music, rap, and hip hop aren't real forms of music.

Dude, that techno isn't real music, neither is rap.

by Master_stghm May 26, 2006