fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017

cringe fit

A state of mind that anyone can fall into in which an individual begins to vocalise pure comedy through unintelligible whining and hyperventilating.

Person 1: WGWKWOWWHWIWOEHWISHW
Person 2: Don't worry about felix, he's just having a cringe fit.

by bruhmomentum January 9, 2020

Fitness potential

When you can see another person has the potential to be fit from someone else's point of view, but you personally do not think that they are fit.

"OMG he is soooo fit!"
"Not my type, but he has fitness potential."

by Kittykat March 31, 2005

Carrot fit

Trousers made for people with humongous booty and very thin legs

- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side

by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018

fitness model

A Fitness Model is a type of social media influencer that routinely provides unsolicited health, fitness, and wellness advice while actually having very little knowledge of kinesiology, physiology, or having any relevant medical certification. The Fitness Model’s grandiose sense-of-self allows them feel as a subject matter expert in all things gym, diet, and selfies. Fitness Models will often moonlight as an Accountant.

I hear Garrett dropped the Fitness Model disguise and has now gone full Accountant.

by cjandy March 5, 2022

freshman fit

wearing solely the gym uniform to school

Ey yo did you see my boy Elijah? He was wearing the freshman fit

by ElijahChungos November 4, 2021

Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011