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Norwegian Salmon Fishing

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.
Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Synergy Fly Fishing

A type of sport, in which couples of mostly gay men take turns banging each other from behind while the other casts a lure into a body of water, and the first couple to catch a fish and cum at the same time gets to have their salads tossed by the other pairs of gay anglers. The sensation of simultaneously catching a fish while having a nut busted on one's ass results in a certain unique oneness with nature, or "synergy".
"Max and all his gay friends were going to go to the bar, but he persuaded them to check out synergy fly fishing instead, and now they all spend a lot of time at the river"

"I went synergy fly fishing, and came home with several nice bass and a very sore asshole"
by That Dude That Knows August 7, 2021
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Bitch Fishing

When two, single, males go out looking for single women to hit on or just take home and have promiscuous sex with.
Hey dude I need some action tonight, lets go bitch fishing.
by Igor H March 8, 2007
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Woke Fishing

Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.
Guy 1: Why did you just tell Sara you donated to BLM? You hate that group.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2020
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friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.
Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."
by Skeptrix June 30, 2009
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Helicopter Fishing

Fishing by means of helicopter.

One flies in a helicopter until fish are discovered. Person fishing then jumps from the helicopter, while aligning himself as a torpedo, aiming for the fish.
by veen64 January 7, 2011
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Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!
by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011
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