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Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.
by СукаБлять March 20, 2024
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festivate

verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.
"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."

"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."

"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023
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Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.
Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.
by Yeet for me April 22, 2025
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Jizz festival

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
Hey did u here about that jizz festival
by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019
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TinyMan Destiny Festival

This is in reference to the historical

act of Manifest Destiny. It would be a great title for a Festival. I mean come on'... I cannot believe it hasn't come to fruition yet in some ones F' the establishment mindset. The TinyMan Destiny Festival is taking the Manifest Destiny's destruction back and giving reverence to all the lives lives lost. ❤️ Only Small tiny egos steal land and kill lives in the name of religion, white ignorance and 'destiny'.
Come All.....! Enjoy yourselves at the 30 Day TinyMan Destiny Festival! It's your DESTINY, not theirs. The Past can liberate us so ROCK ON.
by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023
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Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
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