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Festival nose

Where you’ve been to a festival and inside ur nose turns to black and it crumbles out because it’s all the dust and dirt you’ve been breathing in for days.

You’re lungs are probably black as well :)
“Ayo what’s inside ur nose fam”
“It’s just a festival nose”
by swhbbyoutellme October 1, 2022
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Pittsburg Poop Festival

An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.
Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!
by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020
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Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.
Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!
by Lombard King May 15, 2024
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Joce Festival

Just an absolute extreme period of time of multiple people just jocing on another person and it becomes a joce festival with all the jocing activities.
by joce festivities March 26, 2021
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festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.
Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!
by veggieduck September 24, 2006
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Festive liru fucker (real)

HES BACK AND HES CELEBRATING FEELING FESTIVE. HE FUCKS LIRUS. He is a gamer.
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
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Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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