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You go to Jiffy Lube. They as usual forget to put the oil cap back on, spurting a whole quart of oil under your hood. So you say "Fuck Jiffy Lube, fuck em in the ass with a splintered axe handle"
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Child: *cough* *cough* *licks palms* Mom I think I'm sick! Feel my hands.
Mom: Oh gosh, your hands are all clammy! You must be really sick. Would you like to take a feign pill before you get ready?
Child: *cough* *cough* *licks palms* Mom I think I'm sick! Feel my hands.
Mom: Oh gosh, your hands are all clammy! You must be really sick. Would you like to take a feign pill before you get ready?
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Get the feign pill mug.Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
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