Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
by barffbag June 14, 2018
Get the Feed the Ducksmug. When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
Get the Feed the Metermug. Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
Get the Feeding tubemug. A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
by NewDude12 May 5, 2021
Get the Penguin Feedingmug. When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!
Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020
Get the Feeding the pigmug. The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?
Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift
Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift
Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018
Get the Feeding The Ducksmug. by Ch0dehaver October 30, 2022
Get the Pub feedmug.