Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.
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Get the fear of dread heads mug.Better respond to the nicknames 'Fergal', 'Fergy' and/or 'Fergalicious'. They are sweet, caring and very affectionate beings. But find great amusement in homosexual and racist jokes though would never say them in a real life situation. They are happy and peaceful - commonly their nature is resembled to that of a Koala. Their happy nature does hide an intense and passionate hatred of onions, peppers and honey. They do not appreciate staying inside for long periods or time but are very agreeable to cuddling.
If you find a Fearghus, you shouldn't let him as they are wonderful friends and make for excellent boyfriends (even if a little bit forgetful at times).
If you find a Fearghus, you shouldn't let him as they are wonderful friends and make for excellent boyfriends (even if a little bit forgetful at times).
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Get the Fearnit mug.I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!
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