england

England is a fine country, full of proud Englishmen, we have football fans that could destroy a stadium with their roar, we have lots of forein people come to england because of its almighty greatness, we used to control 75% of the world, we can destroy a whole country with just one of our proud football holligans, we are so small, but have created so much, we have true gangsters, instead of wanna-b's who r actually drug dealing scum bags who got a record deal, we have the best marines in the world,

WE ARE ENGLAND!!!

England Til' i die. Oh, england til' i die.........
Make no mistake, we are not british!!
England, Britain, two different things!!

by England's Finest September 7, 2007

england vs america

i think this says it all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzo9pOXa-s&feature=related

i dont like tea
england vs america

by littlekidjon October 16, 2008

New England Patriots

the best football team in the world who wins the superbowl every year. they also piss of pussies from philadelphia who are just jealous because philly has not won a championship in a wicked long time.

The patriots are still the best team.

by beantown April 26, 2005

University of New England

Hick-Ville, Boring, Cold

The University of New England is where people "drive" around tractors. They all love country music. Girls meet tall skinny white boys. Guys are lucky to meet a nice girl because the girls usually become lesbians because the guys suck so bad.

by Jc05 October 28, 2006

New England Patriots

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.

Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

New England Patriots

The New England Patriots have re-defined the term "Dynasty". The Patriots are the greatest Dynasty since the creation of organized sports. They are led by a coach who has a better playoff record than Vince Lombardi, Mr. Bill Belichick. The Vince Lombardi Trophy should by rights be re-named the "Bill Belichick Trophy". Thank You.

Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".

Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.

Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."

Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".

by PatsR September 3, 2008

England

England is a small country
London is the capital
Britain is England + Wales + Scotland
England loves the Gulf Stream, so stop melting the Ice Caps USA, China et al
It doesn't always rain
Labour only won the Election because Brown stole all our pensions, sold all our gold and taxed everyone who was not their target voter and gave it all to people who can't really be arsed to work
Not everyone in England knows each other, and we don't have tea with the Queen
The people with brains are currently trying to win the fight against chavs and the hoodied yobs (according to the right-wing rags)
It's called football, so stop calling it soccer!

Joe US: England? I thought it was called Britain??? So what's a London then?

by not illiterate July 19, 2008