Running on Empty

Due to chronic masturbation, this term describes the situation when a puff of air is ejaculated instead of semen.

Geez, I need to stop jerking off like it owes me money, I am running on empty.

by the quaker June 9, 2007

SpongeBubba Emptypants

A gay-leaning eunuch cartoon character from Arkansas who spent a relatively small amount of money on balls.

After the party was over, SpongeBubba Emptypants groped a plankton, causing a small school of fish to leave some of their children behind.

by ZZL Lurker January 20, 2005

empty

When you're toey as a roman sandal and need a root you go for a? "EMPTY"

Person 1 - "Fuck I'm toey I might go for an empty"

Person 1's brother - "There's the Polly waffle off you trot"

by The 1/4 fijian August 6, 2007

Emptying your cache

Cumming on someone.

Sperming in/around somebody.

"I emptied my chache all over her face."

"don't suppose you fancy emptying your cache all over my balloon knot?"

by Peggysue April 28, 2009

empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

by Garpike September 14, 2011

Empty shaft

when you penis remains erect promptly after ejaculation

Aw man look at my empty shaft

by Memesmith June 21, 2016

Empty minded

A guy from California who thinks nobody he had ever met in life had ever tried to capitalize off a perceived weakness of his. Nobody had ever thought he was oblivious to their true agenda in life, everybody he met was perfect and wonderful.

The empty minded guy seemed to trust everybody he met, though people considered him ignorant, and his existence blissful.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019