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Elijah-ism

An outrageously awesome term given to a thing which brings forth... fantasticality, said by Elijah.
That fireworks show was MAGA beyond outstanding, and yes that was an Elijah-ism.
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elijah mook

Elijah Mook is a really ugly person who tries to be funny but really isn't. You should never friend an Elijah mook
Elijah mook sucks and he stupid and upsessed with Fortnite and mine craft
by Elijah mook April 30, 2020
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elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy
I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now
by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015
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Elijah Wood

Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.
"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."

"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."

"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."
by cake wax January 12, 2014
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Elijah

A bumb ass nigga with a small dick and is often 4'11
Oh no that boy is such an elijah
by Tiabossy June 8, 2019
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Elijah

He’s told mum I was on for over an hour,

He’s such an Elijah
by Jimmy The faggor July 29, 2018
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Elijah

Some black ass little boy who thinks his hairstyle is the shit but it’s real not. Also one of his features might be not so ordinary (oversized) like his teeth or nose. Also he is terrible at getting females specifically the cute ones. He might get lucky with one but that’s really all.
Nigger: boy if u don’t sit yo ugly ass down
Nigga: boy u look like Elijah head ass nigga
Nigger: I quit
by Kyledastyle333 March 29, 2019
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