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espn

Quite possibly the most biased, idiotic network on television. If you want "news" (and I use the word news lightly) just tune to anything even remotely sponsored by ESPN. At all cost will promote the Patriots ( who the fuck cares about Tom Brady's backup?!) or the Red Sox (congrats, you've finally won a world series), and the Yankees (no one cares about A-Rod anymore).
The network is also full of ex 3rd stringers, who know next to nothing about sports in general. In 2008, Espn added Sportscenter live, hosted by the two biggest retards ever in Espns history.

Avoid watching or listening too, or you will commit suicide.
Moron: Dude did you see the outplayed Sportcenter top ten?

Person with moderate intellect: The one consisting of home runs by the red sox and yankees? Fuck no, espn gargles my balls.
by solidsnake_8608 February 22, 2009
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Coca-Cola espuma

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Esperanza High School

A California Distinguished High School right on the border of Anaheim and Yorba Linda in The O.C. of California. EHS is good at athletics and academics. I have to say that Esperanza is very wealthy like the students who attend it. Mostly white (rich) and asian (FOB's,) but definitely white dominated. High test scores and high scoring games and just plain high students. Esperanza isn't really the smart, preppy, athletic school it seems to be. If you look around you will notice a bunch of slutty dressing girls and a bunch of rich idiotic jocks and if you look hard enough you will see a couple misfits smoking the reefer in the dark corner.
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espesh

the "abbreve" (abbreviated) version of the word "especially".
I loved that music video, espesh when the british guy jumped off the cliff!
by m_adeleine July 26, 2006
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espionate

Mostly a typing error (See typo) For "Espionage", espionate is actually a real word. It is unlikely to appear in most dictionaries, but I'll be damned if I can't get it in this one (perhaps I'll send it to Oxford University press too?)


Espionate:

(v) To achieve one's goal without detection; to conquer all barriers attempting to prevent reachin one's goal without destroying them.

A proffesional approach to tackling a problem.
Proxies can espionate the ban filter at gametalk.com


James Bond epionated that gaurd post with the minimum of effort.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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esposas

is a slang term used in mexican communities to refer to handcuffs.

Esposa is also the word for wife.
they put the esposas on the criminal as soon as they caught him.
by von strudelburg October 17, 2013
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espehoe

A superficial person that monitors his/her personal image whenever passing near a reflective surface, such as an especially clean car, a slightly reflective window, or a pool of water. The term applies even if the said person is discreet. For example, he/she observes out the corner of his/her eyes without pausing for a full glimpse. However, the term functions in a stronger manner if, for example, one intentionally aligns his/her path so as to monitor his/her stride while approaching the reflective surface. The word is derived from a combination of the Spanish word ‘espejo’ or mirror, and hoe, meaning whore.
Male Passanger: "Dude, she's look'n right at me."
Male Driver: "Calm down Pablo, she's just check'n herself out in the reflection. You can't see through these ventanas."
Male Passanger: "F---ing espehoe."
by Emilio Zapata May 27, 2007
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