size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

domestic porn

Magazines or shows that feature cooking, home decorating, or other issues of interest to women (usually yuppies), who get addicted to it the same way men do to porn.

My wife's domestic porn habit is getting out of hand, she spends all day watching the Food Network while thumbing through Martha Stewart Living magazines.

by josjr December 14, 2008

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

Dokes

Short for "okey dokey" - meaning "OK".

Dokes

by tdrum July 10, 2010

doesn't even

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.

John, you just walked over to me like a ba'al worshipper mouth a'gape and stare blankly at me like a mad cow having a seizure - you don't even! John!..... John!!!!!! ......Does he even? *No, uh I don't think so, Sir* HE DOESN'T EVEN

by actuallyjesus February 22, 2019

quasi dates

Half or Part dating someone.

An ex-girlfriend boyfriend, that you still hang out with, because there smokin hot.

by Scrike83 September 10, 2005

It does what its told

1. Phrase used when someone is totally and utterly whipped
by someone.
2. Silence of the lambs.

Teacher: Do you work please class.
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!

by John Kern November 22, 2005