Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

by mpheyse February 25, 2023

doritos bag

a doritos bag is a bag full of the corn chips called doritos. it can come in many different flavours as sweet chilli and salt

Yo, got that doritos bag? Yea man, its cheese flavour

by big.kaboom361 April 15, 2025

Dorito Draws

Underwear that has been worn past 2 days.
Starts to get a little cheesy.

Damn Jay Jay you're still wearing those Dorito Draws?!

Ight cheesy gone somewhere

by DirtyJames June 11, 2025

Doritos nacho cocoo doodle doo

A type of pizza consisting of the ingredients: Nacho & cococo
The pizza was first invented in the youtube video: THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION 2

"Have you ever tried the Doritos nacho cocoo doodle doo?"
"Are you fucking high"

by Uncorrupt May 27, 2024

doritos

doritos are a very nice food man

pilwon: hey jooha whant some doritos
jooha: please let my family go

by satoru gojos #1 wife March 28, 2024

dorito balls

when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition

"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"

by ProxyNevada June 27, 2021

Doritos Blowcos

the act of someone preforming a blowjob whilst their mouth is full of doritos locos tacos from tacobell (double sour cream).

Bro my coworker gave me some crazy Doritos Blowcos, I busted in 2 minutes. That shit was crunchy!

by NolanRobinson January 25, 2026