dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.
Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.
In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.
In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."
Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
Get the dookie dickmug. 
by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017
Get the smoked a dookiemug. A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.
“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
“Damn bro, tf did you eat?”
“Damn bro, tf did you eat?”
by Abnormallylargemandrinorange May 4, 2022
Get the Spooky Dookymug. When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!
by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016
Get the spicy dookiemug. Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!
Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.
Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.
by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011
Get the Dookie Pissmug. by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022
Get the Dookie Blastermug.