Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head

I cave divers apple bobing your mom

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

belarusian diver

A Belarusian Diver is a sexual practice, mostly homosexual, when one partner is dressed in a latex suit (looks like a diving suit) and the second partner inserts his penis into a dressed one's mouth ("snorkel").

Another variant is when latex-clad partner lies on his back, another one inserts penis into his mouth and puts his testicles onto his eyes. This is "diving mask and snorkel".

"Dude, get your latex suit ready. We're playing Belarusian Diver today"

by sotona January 17, 2025