dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

by VikDah June 3, 2016

Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.

My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.

by Kilbird September 22, 2017

dildoke

Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.

She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.

by liloutrageous May 30, 2018

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

Dildo Drone

A gadget which consists of two items. One being a dildo, the other being a drone (pretty self explanatory). The dildo drone can be used for many activities such as a masturbation.

Did you see my new dildo drone that just arrived its very cool

by asusmonor June 20, 2020

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021

Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021