Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Dariush

French Kid who Likes Baguettes

That Dariush sure loves baguettes

by TheTallKid May 25, 2022

DariusRB

DariusRB is a DJ and a PC builder. His dream controller is Hercules DJ Controller Inpulse 200.

DariusRB is a DJ

by DariusRB July 17, 2022

Dariusexual

1.Being attracted to someone with the name Darius.
2. Being attracted to someone with many well maintained possessions

1. I’m dariusexual, I only like Darius.
2. He has so much stuff and his house is so clean, I think I’m dariusexual.

by Darrisiu July 9, 2023

Daristaul

to be completely pro at everything you do, usually resulting in jealousy.

Dude, your so daristaul at this game.

by Probot11 July 26, 2009

dariska

A poes lity who likes Jareds

You're being such a dariska

by Moey aka dusty May 10, 2018

Durius

Durius is someone who is flashy. Someone who tends to always look nice. He tends to have the way with ladies. An amazing boyfriend and friend. If he surrounds his self around you than you could have his last. If you lose him-get him back because he is a prized possession.

Durius is a trophy boyfriend.

by Juiceeboxx February 17, 2019