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dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.
After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.
by HBomb76 May 16, 2017
mugGet the dookie legsmug.

Deshauwn Dookie

The black kid who got adopted after he was born and grew up the same day and got a pet fish then littered and got the death penalty then was sentenced to death and escaped and got a drivers license then married Daishiki and hand built a house. Arch-Nemesis Is Quandale Dingle.
Jo: You seen Deshauwn Dookie?"
Mike: Yessir
by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 9, 2022
mugGet the Deshauwn Dookiemug.

dookie pie

that was a huge dookie pie he left on maria's face!
by taylaarrr October 24, 2008
mugGet the dookie piemug.

dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner
i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet
by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011
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Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.
Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.
by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011
mugGet the Dookie Pissmug.

Spooky Dooky

A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.
“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
Damn bro, tf did you eat?”
mugGet the Spooky Dookymug.

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