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dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
mugGet the dookie dickmug.

road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!
Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!
by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017
mugGet the road dookiemug.

dookie ass

it means something that truly sucks, atrocious, awful, and sometimes just lame.
"hey did you read that new 50 shades book?" "no way man that shit's dookie ass!"
by mrsapiosexual :-) December 15, 2022
mugGet the dookie assmug.

Spooky Dooky

A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.
“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
Damn bro, tf did you eat?”
mugGet the Spooky Dookymug.

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.
After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.
by HBomb76 May 16, 2017
mugGet the dookie legsmug.

Deshauwn Dookie

The black kid who got adopted after he was born and grew up the same day and got a pet fish then littered and got the death penalty then was sentenced to death and escaped and got a drivers license then married Daishiki and hand built a house. Arch-Nemesis Is Quandale Dingle.
Jo: You seen Deshauwn Dookie?"
Mike: Yessir
by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 9, 2022
mugGet the Deshauwn Dookiemug.

smoked a dookie

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."
by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017
mugGet the smoked a dookiemug.

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