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by FuckUNormieSnowflake October 31, 2020

Lizard Disco

When you have been consuming alcohol heavily for 4 or more days straight, then you have a night off the booze and it's impossible to sleep, restlessness kicks in and you are wriggling around your bed in your own sweat like a slimy lizard and having nightmares from alcohol withdrawal.

hey mate how's going ?
terrible. could n't sleep last night had the worst lizard disco ever.

no:2

shit bro, i have been drinking for over a week now, i'm expecting the worst lizard disco ever

yes you are mate. yes you are.

by paulo 26 March 25, 2011

Discing

Putting a CD on each side of your glasses, and moving your head in a way which causes the CD's to rotate in front of your eyes.

Sam is weird as fuck. He sent me a video of him discing

by E-in September 3, 2017

discordianism

A religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, founded by Malaclypse the Younger (or Mal-2, commonly thought to be an alias of Greg Hill) and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (probably Kerry Thornley). Discordians supposedly worship the goddess Eris (or Discordia), but the central theme of Discordianism is a combination of absurdity and philosophy.

Discordians tend to be fun-loving--if eccentric--folks, and great fun to have a few drinks with.

For more information on Discordianism, consult your pineal gland. Or Google it, whatever.

by adoblivione January 11, 2006

disco pig

This term is used to describe a police cruiser with its lights flashing.

Hey, man, you'd better slow down! There's a disco pig up there on the side of the road, and he's pulled someone over and is writing them a ticket. You don't want to get ticketed like that poor bastard, do you?

by Amulya October 6, 2005

Disco Braking

The act of constantly placing your foot on and off the brake pedal whilst driving a motor vehicle. Commonly used by people who cannot drive or are lost. A sign of hesitant driving.

Disco braking can be influenced by the weather with an increase seen during periods of rain and snow.

"If that car in front keeps disco braking I'm going to drive straight in to the back of the fucker!

by CityTiger April 29, 2009

Disconfigured

1. to not be configured.
2. to be messed up.
3. to not look right.
4. distorted, bent, out of proportion
5. disfigured

1. He has a disconfigured nose, its unlike everyone else's nose.

2. The program was so disconfigured it was nearly impossible to fix.

by Lammalord546 February 26, 2010