Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

Deez nuts

prank

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"

by poogling July 27, 2021

deez nuts

Deez nuts

Suckon deez nuts

by Takoman2007 December 29, 2020

deez nuts

ballsack

my brother called me today and said that deez nuts came in the mail

by gsdixvdhhdihinirjihfiujfdoijvo December 21, 2021

Deez nuts

A common joke used amongst the gen-z community

“Hey bro have u met the new kid dee?”

“Dee?”

“Deez nuts!”

by Hadsmoore06 September 10, 2023

Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.

Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021