candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them

Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.

by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019

palm candy

Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.

This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy

by Rick "Aaarrnold" James December 10, 2006

Electromagnetic candy

Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.

Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.

"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"

Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"

Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"

by Rattle July 14, 2007

SHEEP CANDY

Any item or object used to lure a sheep into a sexual encounter, ie closer to the fence.

I' m goin out to the pasture to tend to the newbie. I dont know she looks a lil skidish I might want to bring the sheep candy and my loose boots.

by STEEL TOE BOMBER August 23, 2009

Cunt Candy

Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"

i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"

by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014

rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.

Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!

by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014

booty candy

Mistress, side piece, sex toy, booty call; usually referring to the person a high profile business man or head of state is having an affair with

Did you hear the rumors that the Prime Minister brought his booty candy on an official visit to South America? I'm sure his wife must know!

by Bootycandylover August 12, 2016