cyber sex

When two or more applicatns engage in online sexual activites.

oh anna baby i love you
i love you too
oh harder
really aint i doing it hard enough?
oh please your turning my mother board on
oh god dont stop
floppy disk drive thingie flashes
oh my
oh my
oh my
james stop stop
why baby
i think this is wrong
it aint wrong
its all worth it in the end
okay babe whatever you say
• UNZIPS TINY COCK
• Licks ur tiny cock

Wow that was lame yet good
wow i hope my anti virus protection worked
i soo aint getting pregent

that was the most best cyber sex we have ever had.

by havea guess August 13, 2007

Cyber Hoe

1. A man or woman who has cyber sex with multiple partners in one day.

2.someone who will cyber anything with 2 hands

Man she had cyber sex with 5 men in one day, she is such a cyber hoe.

by kritter October 1, 2004

cable tv

A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.

I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.

by NewClear April 5, 2012

torquing wicked cable

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....

"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"

by Adam Smetak June 10, 2008

Cyber piss

cyber piss is when you get so into the video game that you are playing you forget about going to the bathroom. when you finally stop playing you walk 10 steps and realize that you have to piss like a preggo. also works with cyber hunger or shit.

"dude i played counter-strike for 9 hours straight and when i eventually got up i had to take the biggest cyber piss of my life. i was blowing full power for 8 min."

"thats fabulous, i took a 38 min cyber shit after playing WoW for 15 hours."

by riceshooter85 April 12, 2007

Cyber Punch

When you get really fucking pissed at someone yer communicating to on the net or on the phone, but you are just not physically close to them so you just wish you could punch them through the phone or the computer monitor!

Fuck you cunt Im gonna fucking cyber punch you right in the face!

by Kyle Hack February 1, 2006

Cyber Flashing

Flashing ones private bits via picture message instead of flashing ones bits in person.

Brett Favre's favorite hobbies include football and cyber flashing.

by Paul Gennari October 22, 2010