Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Cucumberobert

When you are heavily sedated with psilocybin mushrooms and become aware of the phallic, overly-masculine characteristics of the English cucumber. The dark, cumbersome cucumber has no business laying with the comforting, flamboyant mango. Therefore, he is Cucumberobert.

Bro: Oh my god, you’ve been eating Cucumberobert!
Dude: He’s just Bert now.

by papagumbo May 18, 2021

cucumber emoji

cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
examples: 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

cucumberrrrrrrr emojiiiii cucumber emoji

by minecraftgoatttt August 25, 2021

Cucumber Sack

A sack of cucumbers!

Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….

by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021

Cucumba

A cucumber in jamakin there is a awesome song about it by maca b. Cucumbers are 95% wata. Pronounced coo-coom-ba.

Put cucumbers in water and you get cucumba soda.

by Mjo123 April 27, 2022

Cucumbernimbus

Autism, disgusting autism at its finest.

Cucumbernimbus

by Shitballcunt June 28, 2022

Cucumberous

Adjective to be used in place of/in conjunction with the phrase "cool as a cucumber"

"That chap over there, see how he's relaxing, he looks so cucumberous"

by TheMuffinedWordsmith August 1, 2022