croch crickets

Crabs , body lice , unspeakable things that live in the croch area. Been there so long that they are full grown and huge in size.

Damn , she has a bad case of croch crickets !

by icecaps August 08, 2009

giminey cricket

Gee wilakers! oh my!, fucking hell! What the feck! Oh deary me! What!? Flip sake!

Giminey cricket, did that just happen? Giminey Cricket I'm knackered/wrecked

by VirginiaG August 21, 2010

Vanilla Cricket

A nigger girl that loves white males- AS

Hey! That nigger down the street's a vanilla cricket! She's always hitting on me and my friends.

by It's Thirtyfour July 26, 2014

Pantie Cricket

An evil bug living in a womans Nether Regions. Also: Severe pubic lice.

OHMYGOD! Emily has pantie crickets!

by Morgan39 June 17, 2007

branch cricket

synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat

user of welfare. lazy.
Sombody shut that branch cricket up before i lynch him.

by don trusty April 08, 2008

crank cricket

A crank cricket is the imaginary bug that tweakers often attempt to scratch at vigorously leading to open sores on the said twackstar's face and or arms. also referred to as crack crabs , ice lice or meffmites

That's Dustin, look at those inverted methmounds on his face, hes always chasing a crank cricket.

by H2elCAPPYtan May 28, 2017

Moon Cricket

A pale skinned, cum complexioned white person. Moon=Pale, and a lot of white people have big eyes and skinny legs.

"Too many of these Moon Crickets have a problem with lice. I try my best to stay away from them"

by IBTAL December 29, 2019