craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom

A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no

by steelord March 27, 2007

Cat's Cradle

A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.

"See the cat? See the cradle"

by kilgore trout December 6, 2003

crawdadding

to move backwards away from a perceived threat, as a crawdad does. When a crawdad is escaping, it moves quickly backward, despite any obstacles it may have to knock down or go around in its path. It also raises its pincers to pinch and defend itself against its attacker. Usually, crawdadding ends when the crawdad reaches its hole. The crawdad will then hide in its hole until it feels safe to come out again.

The White House Press Secretary is an expert at crawdadding when the First Family embarrasses itself or puts itself in an awkward position.

by tedtam August 9, 2010

Cradlez

name given to the biggest lad's in the world, originating in Margaret River, WA, also the most normal person you will ever meet. Cradlez's are loved by everyone ♥♥

that Cade kid is such a cradlez

by CADE THOMPSON August 29, 2010

chawla

To be full of royalty and class.

Damm look at how Chawla he looks

by Cobaindruggie July 2, 2017

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

Crawesome

Combination of "crazy" and "awesome."

"That was crazy AND awesome. I call it crawesome." - John Berry

by GuyIncognito May 24, 2004