"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
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Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.
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When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net
by DonChicharron October 9, 2023
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Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.
by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006
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I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.
by T_Lex April 19, 2010
Get the The Crawford mug.Like a bar crawl, but rather than visiting lots of alcohol outlets, you visit lots of porn websites.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see those Miley Cyrus pictures?"
Guy 2: "No I haven't"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw them last night on a Porn Crawl"
Guy 2: "No I haven't"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw them last night on a Porn Crawl"
by M a XxX W 3 L L September 6, 2011
Get the Porn Crawl mug.when people go from bar to bar in a strip of bars in the same vicinity. as long as you have the stamp on your hand from the first bar you went to, you are allowed to get into the other bars for free. make sure you know your bars' bar crawl rules and shit though
dude 1: bro this bar sucks lets go to the one across the street!
dude 2: nah dude im broke i dont want to pay another $10 to get in.
dude 3: no dumbass bar crawl is in effect we'll get in free if we show them the stamps on our hand.
dude 2: nah dude im broke i dont want to pay another $10 to get in.
dude 3: no dumbass bar crawl is in effect we'll get in free if we show them the stamps on our hand.
by drakedrizzy1 November 23, 2009
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