crackin' tits

basically if you have good tits, then they may even get upgraded to the status of crackin' tits.

By jove frederick, i must say, that new piece of hotness of yours has a set of crackin' tits, not like your ex with those darned ghastly saddlebags!

by captaincrackpot March 27, 2009

crackin’ but fackin

Telling the truth in the form of a joke.

He: Thanks for the coffee. How can I ever repay you?
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.

by Planet-38 February 21, 2009

cranking

to masturbate rapidly.

I'm cranking one off right now.

by Doug L. September 25, 2005

Crackinyadick

The act of stroking your penis until it's nice and hard, then firmly grasping it with both hands snaping it in a jerking motion. It is highly recommended by many physicians and has been known to prevent prostate cancer by stimulating blood flow in the lower body.

1: So man been crackinyadick?

2: No, why would I do that?

1: It helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.

by Jburns April 1, 2010

Cranking

To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.

Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."

Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."

Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"

Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."

by b1 mIRACLE December 5, 2017

crackin on

in knox t.n it means to make fun of or call out.see grimey

cuz was crackin on girls shoes.

by uh oh rep 865,706,&423 4 life July 10, 2004

Clit clacking

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Mary is having the time of her life in call of duty fragging noobs and then clit clacking them afterwards

by Ta1ntdude November 14, 2012