Counter-proportionate

A term used to describe two or more amounts, physical or metaphorical, that seem to take on a property of percentage. That is, when one amount rises, the other must drop in order to keep the maximum percentage at one hundred. (100%) This normally works against someone, especially the one who points out the counter-proportion.
It seems like the amount of friends a guy has on MySpace or Facebook is counter-proportionate to how many friends he has in real life.

God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.
by Vardinator September 05, 2009
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Counter Fart

The act of covering up the smell of someone elses fart with that of your own, which is much more enjoyable (see odourgasm).
The guy next to me let one rip so I counter farted in order to cover it up
by Dudey McCool May 26, 2009
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counter strike

"Hey Pete let's play CS today after school. I know a really cool level that has a real aeroplane in it!"
by - February 10, 2003
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counter sprung

Like being "sprung" but it bounces back.
I got sprung over that fineass girl at school...now i'm counter sprung over my first girl.
by CKris April 02, 2006
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counter fuck

To have sex with or on a counter or table or surface area
" my dick hurts from counter fuck"
by colonel crackers August 22, 2006
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Counter Party

A party thrown by the enemy in order to divert the masses and find out one's allies.
Jared threw a lame counter party while we partied our asses off on Bourbon Street.
by Odeus July 11, 2011
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counter booty

The fat ass of a cute woman in retail that is hidden by the counter she works behind.
I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass
by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
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