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Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.
"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".
by LyanRach July 27, 2009
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chota chola

A low class mexican girl that has gone to a trade school thinking they have bettered themselves, but still live a trashy lifestyle.
Mira Lorena, she's a nursing assistant but has 3 boyfriends and babies with all of them, and has a WIC card too. What a chota chola.
by icoflib July 1, 2010
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contack

A term to describe cheesy moments and superfluous interactions in science-fiction, or in scary films.
You totally missed first contack of the film. She took off her helmet and the alien greeted her by hugging her head.

See also: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie or Scary Movie
by ruje October 13, 2011
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Clotan

A clotan is made of the skins of such small animals as mice and bats, averaging about a foot long by four or five inches wide, and is worn as a badge of status or achievement by members of certain tribes.
The chief stood at the head of the council, looking distinguished in his ceremonial headdress and his clotan.
by Gludge February 3, 2012
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Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)
Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.
by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021
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post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
by iggaboo March 6, 2010
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maria eduarda contado

maria is the most beautiful human after park jimin and if you ever disagree i will not hesitate to punch you with your own crusty ass hand. thank u, come again sz
damn wow, maria eduarda contado is more gorgeous than maria eduarda contado ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by maria's twin, bitch. October 7, 2019
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