Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
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When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.
Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.
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1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.
pirate:
one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission
conPIRATEors!:
1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.
1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.
pirate:
one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission
conPIRATEors!:
1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.
"The editor and the author of a word published on The Urban Dictionary were consPIRATEors!" - says a pirate.
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It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.
It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.
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