chumming

Puking your guts out overboard. NOTE: Should be done on the lee side, not the weather side.

Moron: "Whoa! It sucks to chum on the weather side! Now I'm covered in my own puke!"
Non-Moron: "No shit!"

by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005

Chumming & Slumming

Going to Dutch Harbor on the Alaska Ferry. See kodiak. See also chumming.

Kodiak Person #1: "Wanna go to Dutch on the ferry?"
Sane Kodiak Person: "No, I don't like chumming & slumming."

by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005

cummings

Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.

"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."

by cjeam July 3, 2020

columngigantiliosincostaniocis

A silly way to say "large"

pronounced: kolumn-juygantisilio-sincausteniosis

This building is very columngigantiliosincostaniocis

by putanginamogagoka March 22, 2022

mudd clamming

When your girls ass so fine you don't mind eating her pussy from behind knowing your nose will be directly in her shitter...

Man, after "mudd clamming" her pussy , I had to wipe the shit off my nose...

by JohnsonSwellz May 29, 2016

Bumpass Cummings

Just a normal person. His parents aren't, though, and are burning in Hell.

"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.

by Snowland February 25, 2021

Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020