hot column

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

by stoosh bag January 22, 2010

Columbiner

Silly ass school girls obsessed with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold not understanding how traumatizing the Columbine massacre actually was.Im sure that if they were in the school at the time/if a loved one was killed by a school shooter they would think alot differently and would not be infatuated by them at all.

Gigi -'I think Eric is hottt'
Scarlett -'I guess my sister is a Columbiner...How sad...'

by G10VANNA July 31, 2017

Columbine

When you just can't take it anymore. To put an end to it.

If the boss says one more stupid thing to me, I am going to go Columbine in here.

Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation

by You know you thought it too May 26, 2011

Columbian Face-Fuck

Rub coke all over her lips and face and then beat her with your hard dick.

After a hard night of partying that bitch deserved a good 'ole Columbian Face-Fuck

by Jason Humphries from Toronto February 20, 2009

Columbus

When white people act like they have discovered something that was already prevalent in a minority culture.

This season's runway full of Columbused trends, such as baby hairs and big booties.

by ughboots October 21, 2014

columbus creampie

fucking a girl in the ass right after she takes a shit. then blowing your semen into her ass as you are still fucking her. Then you pull out and have her suck your mulatto colored, shit and semen tasting cock.

After taking Sara to a mexican restaurant on their first date, Joe thought it would be a great oppurtunity to give her first taste of a Columbus Creampie.

by Spanky Joe July 31, 2006

Columbia, TN

Chav City, USA

Jill: OMG! Did you see how trashy that guy was dressed?

Tiffany: Yeah, He's from Columbia, TN. They're all chav.

by patty1121 May 11, 2009