close to the wind

when one farts and can smell the brown bomb lurking in the back passage,
'that stinks' said jonny 'can you smell that i'm sailing close to the wind, any closer i would have touched cloth'
by McBoyd August 04, 2007
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Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
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Danger Close Pro

The one perk that broke modern warfare 2

What it does:

1. Increased explosive damage: increase the radius of explosives such as grenades, C4, and rockets. There go noobs and the grenade launchers

2. Increased air support: basically your killstreaks become much stronger. There is no running from Harriers, Helicopters, AC-130, or Airstirkes (even with Cold Blooded on)

How its used: campers and noobs use it with One Man Army, camp in one spot, and noob tube the fuck out of a map. Then they call in the Harrier and camp, call the AC-!30/Chopper Gunner and camp some more, then call in the nuke, end the game and ruin it for the rest of us.
Guy 1: (Kill Cam) That douche noob tubed me from across the map
Guy 2: Well duh, he has danger close pro, he can camp the whole map and then call in a stealth bomber
Guy 1: This game is full of these mother fuckers, I'm going to play MoH where there are no retarded perks
by Crunch666 December 14, 2010
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playing me close

Defined as aggressively watching, or following a persons every move.
"Man my damn boss be playing me close".
by Javi mane August 09, 2015
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close your ass

The order of requesting that somebody cease from talking pure unrefined bullshit from their mouth.
John Sopcak, please close your ass if you have no idea of what you're talking about.
by Close Your Ass January 10, 2017
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close your coffin

You better close your coffin before I close it for you.
by AOL17 May 06, 2017
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so close! ❤️

Usually in response to a statement that is hilariously false, and proceeded by a childishly simple explanation
My favorite color is square.
So close! ❤️ That’s a shape
by luc designs August 03, 2023
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