cleveland steamer

when you take a shit on your partner during sex.

damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.

by RayH December 23, 2003

cleveland steamer

To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

by fobes June 16, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

cleveland

the mistake by the lake

Cleveland is the mistake by the lake, and the browns suck.

by davis1134 January 6, 2009

Cleveland McDuck

The act of fleeing the scene of any Cleveland-related sex act, usually to avoid cleanup. Especially useful when paired with the Cleveland Hurricane}.

Mason gave Edith a Cleveland steamer, and then pulled a Cleveland McDuck out of there.

by Raackstar September 22, 2007

Cleveland Steam Train

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but with more participants. The 'Engineer' shits on the first participant, who then rubs the steaming pile onto the next in line, who rubs it onto the the next, and so on.

The orgy was getting boring until the Germans started up a Cleveland Steam Train. Related to Cleveland Steamer and train.

by clevelandcoprophagic December 24, 2013

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

by daltonator April 1, 2008