cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

cantankering

Placing laborious effort into an action.

What could have been you cantankering away at the keyboard for hours is now you and I doing not entirely to your undoing the can can when you come on urbandictionary.com, dahling!

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

Calantrathlope

Someone who interrupts your sticky business i.e walks in on you getting down

Jeff you dirty calantrathlope, get the hell out my bedroom!!

by Benedict Brown October 17, 2008

Cantagalo

a gay person in central jersey

i am gay Cantagalo

by Muddy Dick November 6, 2009

bi-canthrope

A person whose sexual orientation switches between homosexual and heterosexual, with each phase lasting from months to years. This may optionally be accompanied by partial amnesia in which the person insists they have always been their current sexual orientation and just did not realize it.

"So, did you hear that Alyssa has come out as a lesbian?" "Seriously? She dated Gerry for years! I had hunch she'd turn out to be a bi-canthrope. How long do you think it'll take for her to decide this has been a phase?"

by AmazonHusky January 9, 2012

viviana cantellano

a c00l kat crisalyn chandlers friend yeah

she is a c00l kat viviana cantellano

by meizcoolkat April 23, 2019

cantaloupe

orange, c-shaped fruit.

Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.

by Meimay February 23, 2008