i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
by bobby swoledick brothers February 07, 2010
Lil Jonny bent a large woman over the coffee table, fulfilling his quest to slay the chub.
Alternate use- the woman rode big Jon Roy on his college era futon, slaying his Chub.
Alternate use- the woman rode big Jon Roy on his college era futon, slaying his Chub.
by Chief mickelJonroix December 25, 2021
by Dicksunhairy February 04, 2021
When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.
by ghamin February 04, 2011
by carrieparker July 08, 2007
by bAAAtteries April 12, 2021
The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.
Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.
Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.
My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.
by Ticklish Tapir July 01, 2018