Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

by Waylin May 11, 2015

with Chinese Characteristics

An easy way to say that you are representing an ideology or system without actually meaning to do so. Used disingenuously by the Communist Party of China to denote their system of fascism and authoritarian regime. e.g. Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.

I just finished learning about Xi Jinping Thought! How insightful, certainly, Socialism with Chinese Characteristics is the best system ever created! We can fact-check people and ensure that they are grounded in reality, instead of making baseless claims.

by Norf Man February 5, 2021

kicks and chicks

a Sneaker culture website that gives news, artwork, and updates on nike shoes. Combindes beautiful model chicks with nike kicks.

I Love Kicks and Chicks

by Rodrick Rainey April 4, 2009

Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.

My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.

by the anticool October 10, 2008

Chinese

A word overused by everyone in Michigan to describe every Asian person.

"I think she's some kind of Chinese"

by kabud June 23, 2008

chinese coke

The act of urinating in another persons beverage, usually a soda, as a practical joke.

Man my friend is irritating me, I think ill give him a chinese coke.

Confucius says:
Me chinese me play joke me put pp in your coke.

by Shwan Thomas January 2, 2009

ratchet chink

to describe a ghetto asian

Heejin is a ratchet chink because she said "Dayummm he got a nice booty."

by ratchet chink June 29, 2013