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Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".
Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.
by S455R525 May 15, 2016
mugGet the Chapmug.

Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else
by WinstonBoy May 12, 2021
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de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.
by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018
mugGet the de-chapmug.

Chap

Over with, done for
The squirrel was chap after he ran in front of the car.
by Janetbabyyy November 8, 2020
mugGet the Chapmug.

Half Chap

A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster
Yo dog. Wing me one of those half chaps. I'm thirsty.
by Jacques Le Selle July 11, 2022
mugGet the Half Chapmug.

Chap

Hey 'Chap' Wat ben je aan het doen
by K4N4N0 November 29, 2022
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chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.
by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024
mugGet the chaps my titsmug.

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