Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat

Don’t be a jake chalk mush

by Charva6 January 17, 2022

Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.

Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

Chalk

When someone is dry and or is not being cool

Edgar is always being chalk

by Chigly January 2, 2022

Chalking

Expressing one's political beliefs using sidewalk chalk.

My Senator ignored my requests to support a bill to affirm a woman's right to an abortion so I went chalking on the street in front of her house.

by frank3818123 May 12, 2022

Chalk

V.) To sleep or rest

After work I'm gonna chalk.

by Goomba4 November 25, 2016

The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

Piece of chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

“Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”

by coopsndip May 26, 2024