Chain Masturbation

Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.

Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.

chain masturbation hurts.

by jewmichael November 15, 2006

chain watching

Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.

"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."

"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."

by littleninja March 27, 2010

Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

Off da Chain

awesome, really good, sweet, something that you really like

Me and my friends,"Should we rent ghost ship?"

Random black dude,"Dat movie's OFF DA CHAIN!"

by a blount April 21, 2004

Sodomy chain

Where one guy sticks his pecker in another guys ass and then another guy sticks his pecker in the second guys ass and then another guys sticks HIS pecker in that guys ass and so on where it forms a chain of guys fucking each others asses.

John is in the middle of a sodomy chain.

by Deep blue 2012 June 15, 2010

fuck-chain

noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace

"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
-or-
"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."

by Manny Arocha December 8, 2005

chainsaw

Normally a power tool. Recently used as the weapon of choice in a multitude of gore films.

Cody loves Chainsaws because that's what the villian uses to kill his victims.

by Cody Wessel September 11, 2006