Carl-Bot

The greatest Discord bot in the animal kingdom

"Fuck Dyno. Long live Carl-Bot."

by Salt5507 March 8, 2021

Carl's Jr.

a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good

i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah

by stoner matt March 11, 2007

nuclear carl

When you take a shit and then put it in some one's microwave and then start the timer

So I was rimming this fat bitch and then I started doing her up the ass. She started bleeding and was totally freaking out about it so I got pissed and went downstairs and gave her a nuclear carl: I also killed her cat.

by Bongman7 May 5, 2006

Hot-Carl

A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.

A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.

by Carl Bratannalannalusky March 30, 2005

Flying Carl

To ejaculate in to someone's ear

On a trip ,John gave Joe a Flying Carl! Isn't that nasty?

by fh February 15, 2006

carl-mole

carl-mole is a play on the words carmel, carl, and mole it is used in chemistry when you are mixing chemicals and you make a compound that resembles a carl and carmel mixture. it usually looks like a spiral like a soft serve icecream cone. The word mole comes into play because moles love to eat the carl/carmel mixture because it is ful of nutriants.

Mother: Timmy, what did you do at school today?
Timmy: We made some wicked sweet carl-mole in chemistry and i think i am addicted to it, just like a mole.
Mother: Well thats nice...we are having Turkey neck for dinner so go wash up

by Nate S May 24, 2006

Carl-Time

A euphemism for masturbation; a reference to Carl Monday's 2006 report on pornography in libraries.

"Hey, Carl, wanna go hang out?"
"No, thanks. I'm just gonna go take some Carl-Time."

by SLUH December 3, 2009